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Post by Goanna on Nov 2, 2010 3:32:31 GMT -5
This is a pessimistic little game LOL Basically the first player lists something they wish for, and the second person grants their wish, but at the same time twists it into something horrible!
Example:
Player 1: I wish that I could fly. Player 2: Granted, but you flew in an aeroplane that you didn't know how to pilot and crashed in a gorge. I wish that I had a pet elephant...
etc.
I'll start...
I wish that I could cure world hunger
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Post by Kenks on Nov 2, 2010 3:39:46 GMT -5
Congratulations! The world becomes over-populated and animal species are killed off one-by-one for housing areas and food!
I wish I was the best artist in the world.
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Post by Goanna on Nov 2, 2010 3:45:53 GMT -5
Granted, but you are so prolific in your work, and people become so accustomed to seeing it that your art holds little to no value and you end up starving on the streets.
I wish that I had less assignments to do!
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Post by Kenks on Apr 4, 2011 5:12:02 GMT -5
Granted, but you fail an important subject for lack of completed homework!
I wish my dog would sit still enough for me to take a picture of him.
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Post by Goanna on Apr 4, 2011 5:29:02 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't realise that his sitting still is actually him being dead (sorry D8 LOLOL)
I wish that friday would come sooner >->
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Post by Kenks on Apr 4, 2011 5:37:20 GMT -5
(LOL ANNA LIRL) Friday comes at a fast pace, but your parents decide to drag you out to dinner that night.
I wish I could find the book I lost that I'm meant to be doing a report on.
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Post by Goanna on Apr 4, 2011 5:42:00 GMT -5
You find the book but find that the spirit of some wayward birdlike warrior cat has gracefully crapped all over it
I wish.......... for chocolate. PLz.
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Post by Kenks on Apr 4, 2011 5:45:33 GMT -5
you are granted chocolate, but it was really the poop that the warrior cat gracefully sauced out all over my book.
i wish for the motivation to sketch up the next page of you-know-what
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Post by Goanna on Jun 12, 2011 23:34:24 GMT -5
Granted but it was far too controversial and utterly hilarious that dA banned your ass for life and you had to join a less well known and crappier art site instead!
I wishhhhh that my fingernails wouldn't grow so fast!
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Post by Luxa ! on Aug 22, 2011 7:43:52 GMT -5
Granted. But your nails don't grow at all. Maybe shrink a bit.
-cough-wowthatwasn'ttoobadlol-cough-
I wish I could FLY!
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Post by Goanna on Aug 31, 2011 20:38:55 GMT -5
Ewies ! Granted, but in order to do so, you jump on a plane and that plane crashes, and the only trace of you is a recording on the little black box which is just you yellinggggg as you fall!
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